USD | dollar | 0,99 |
JPY | yen | 142,66 |
CZK | koruna | 24,64 |
GBP | libra | 0,87 |
HUF | forint | 405,10 |
PLN | zloty | 4,75 |
BGN | lev | 1,96 |
DKK | koruna | 7,44 |
EEK | kroon | 15,65 |
LTL | litas | 3,45 |
LVL | lats | 0,70 |
RON | new leu | 4,94 |
SEK | koruna | 10,92 |
CHF | franc | 0,95 |
NOK | koruna | 10,29 |
HRK | kuna | 7,52 |
RUB | rubla | 117,20 |
TRY | lira | 18,15 |
AUD | dollar | 1,49 |
BRL | real | 5,09 |
CAD | dollar | 1,33 |
CNY | renminbi | 6,98 |
HKD | dollar | 7,78 |
IDR | rupiah | 14866,30 |
INR | rupee | 79,16 |
KRW | won | 1381,38 |
MXN | peso | 19,78 |
MYR | ringgit | 4,51 |
NZD | dollar | 1,68 |
PHP | peso | 57,29 |
SGD | dollar | 1,40 |
THB | baht | 36,79 |
ZAR | rand | 17,49 |
ILS | 3,43 | |
ISK | 140,30 |
Príde policajt do obchodu:
"Prosil by som si papier na rit," žiada.
"Nevraví sa na rit," opravuje ho jemnocitná predavacka, "vraví sa toaletný! Želáte si ešte nieco?"
"Mydlo," povie policajt.
"Toaletné?"
"Nie," vrtí hlavou policajt, "na ruky!"