| USD | dollar | 1,27 |
| JPY | yen | 106,41 |
| CZK | koruna | 24,72 |
| GBP | libra | 0,82 |
| HUF | forint | 288,95 |
| PLN | zloty | 3,95 |
| BGN | lev | 1,96 |
| DKK | koruna | 7,45 |
| EEK | kroon | 15,65 |
| LTL | litas | 3,45 |
| LVL | lats | 0,71 |
| RON | new leu | 4,29 |
| SEK | koruna | 9,27 |
| CHF | franc | 1,28 |
| NOK | koruna | 7,88 |
| HRK | kuna | 7,28 |
| RUB | rubla | 39,23 |
| TRY | lira | 1,93 |
| AUD | dollar | 1,38 |
| BRL | real | 2,19 |
| CAD | dollar | 1,33 |
| CNY | renminbi | 8,63 |
| HKD | dollar | 9,87 |
| IDR | rupiah | 11419,10 |
| INR | rupee | 59,24 |
| KRW | won | 1489,21 |
| MXN | peso | 16,54 |
| MYR | ringgit | 3,95 |
| NZD | dollar | 1,76 |
| PHP | peso | 56,30 |
| SGD | dollar | 1,71 |
| THB | baht | 39,41 |
| ZAR | rand | 9,23 |
Príde žena k psychiatrovi a sťažuje sa:
- Pán doktor, môj muž vždy, keď dopije kávu, zje pohár a nechá len uško. Nie je to nejaké čudné?
Doktor:
- Tak to je naozaj čudné, pretože ja mám ušká najradšej.