| USD | dollar | 1,29 |
| JPY | yen | 131,87 |
| CZK | koruna | 25,99 |
| GBP | libra | 0,84 |
| HUF | forint | 290,56 |
| PLN | zloty | 4,17 |
| BGN | lev | 1,96 |
| DKK | koruna | 7,45 |
| EEK | kroon | 15,65 |
| LTL | litas | 3,45 |
| LVL | lats | 0,70 |
| RON | new leu | 4,34 |
| SEK | koruna | 8,59 |
| CHF | franc | 1,24 |
| NOK | koruna | 7,54 |
| HRK | kuna | 7,57 |
| RUB | rubla | 40,39 |
| TRY | lira | 2,36 |
| AUD | dollar | 1,32 |
| BRL | real | 2,61 |
| CAD | dollar | 1,32 |
| CNY | renminbi | 7,90 |
| HKD | dollar | 9,99 |
| IDR | rupiah | 12554,90 |
| INR | rupee | 70,61 |
| KRW | won | 1437,84 |
| MXN | peso | 15,84 |
| MYR | ringgit | 3,89 |
| NZD | dollar | 1,59 |
| PHP | peso | 52,96 |
| SGD | dollar | 1,62 |
| THB | baht | 38,32 |
| ZAR | rand | 12,08 |
| ILS | 4,71 |
Na policajnej stanici sa pokazil prah na dverách. Prišiel náčelník a povedal policajtom nech to opravia. Šli kúpiť klince a kladivo a začali zatĺkať, ale hlavičkou smerom dole. Nato príde náčelník, zoberie klinec a povie:
- Ste normálny? Kúpili ste klince do stropu.