| USD | dollar | 1,27 |
| JPY | yen | 100,95 |
| CZK | koruna | 25,33 |
| GBP | libra | 0,80 |
| HUF | forint | 297,25 |
| PLN | zloty | 4,34 |
| BGN | lev | 1,96 |
| DKK | koruna | 7,43 |
| EEK | kroon | 15,65 |
| LTL | litas | 3,45 |
| LVL | lats | 0,70 |
| RON | new leu | 4,44 |
| SEK | koruna | 9,10 |
| CHF | franc | 1,20 |
| NOK | koruna | 7,60 |
| HRK | kuna | 7,56 |
| RUB | rubla | 39,67 |
| TRY | lira | 2,33 |
| AUD | dollar | 1,29 |
| BRL | real | 2,54 |
| CAD | dollar | 1,29 |
| CNY | renminbi | 8,05 |
| HKD | dollar | 9,88 |
| IDR | rupiah | 11909,10 |
| INR | rupee | 69,29 |
| KRW | won | 1487,92 |
| MXN | peso | 17,49 |
| MYR | ringgit | 3,99 |
| NZD | dollar | 1,67 |
| PHP | peso | 54,83 |
| SGD | dollar | 1,62 |
| THB | baht | 39,85 |
| ZAR | rand | 10,53 |
| ILS | 4,87 |
Príde blázon do Lahôdok a hovorí:
"Dobrý deň, prosím si 20 alebo 30 deka vajíčkoveho šalátu a dva alebo tri rohlíky."
Predavačka:
"Takže, 20 alebo 30 deka šalátu?"
Blázon:
"Hej. A dva alebo tri rohlíky."